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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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1. Buy drill and drill bits 2. Drill hole in the side of box 3. Find a prehistoric mosquito that's been perfectly preserved in Amber that coincidently contains the blood of a brachiosaurus. 4. Clone brachiosaurus 5. Insert brachiosaurus embryo and incubation device 6. Provide embryo with proper nutrients until it reaches full gestation period. 7. After "birth" continue to sustain brachiosaurus with food + water 8. Watch as brachiosaurus expands gradually until box tears open. 9. Ride brachiosaurus 10. Study taxidermy until you possess the skill necessary to stuff and mount box on wooden plaque. 11. Hang plaque on wall
