Do you have any pants that attract customers and/or make people want to eat bread?
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Yes! The bread part I should be able to do! *digs through bag* Here! *gives pants that look like bread* This will make people crave bread when they see it. But it won't necessarily make them but it. The human mind is a fickle thing.
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Yes! How much do I owe you?
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You know what?! I like you! Take them for free! I don't know anyone else who could use them better!
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Thank you!
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Free Samples are more than possible!