I turned down a foursome with 3 good looking young ladies from dallas. I was touring with a band and they heard my British accent when I was walking down the street. They asked me back to their hotel room saying I could probably teach them a thing or two as the local guess didn't know anything about good sex. This was in Austin at the South by South West festival.
I was on my way home that day so I would have missed my flight. I still curse my luck to this day.
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*moves to Dallas* *walks around speaking with British accent*
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Good thing you didn't. Dallas is slut-topia. You probably would have gotten a STD by the morning.
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Might have been worth it.