I have Genie-like powers.
Edit 1: Jew got it duuuudes.
Edit 2: Good news. So far everyone is getting what they want.
Edit 3: This post is 5 days old. I will not grant anything to anyone anymore. This was only for Xur on this past friday and saturday. 3/13-14/2015
Edit 4: Just stop.
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I love how people always ask for the GHorn. Everyone should know it is off the loot table because of how o.p. it is and how many more people would have it. It is the Jelly-Horn for a reason guys, c'mon. But I mean the last word is realistic but thorn and red death are also off the table. But otherwise keep looking for all the exotics you can guys. Eyes up Guardians.