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originally posted in: why do hunters have gjallarhorns...
3/13/2015 2:16:32 AM
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Battle plan for Twilight Gap Titans: ok so I'll run in and shoulder charge everything! Warlock: I'll blink here then here. Oh and then I can snipe the Stealth vandals on the right. Hunter: wait.... Your running into an ambush. You guys know that... Right? T: Pshhhhh puny Hunter. Doesn't know that ambushes mean nothing if they can't hit you H: ...... What if they surround you? T: Ward of dawn H: you sure this is a good idea? W: yep H: but our battle plan is a bunch of stick figures running up to rocks and then........ What? You want us to punch the rocks so hard that they fly towards the fallen? T: *highfives warlock. Definitely man! It's foolproof! H: but you're guessing where the fallen are. You don't even know they're right there! W: oh man a hunter actually thinking! Too bad we already have a back up plan in case of that. H: really? What is it? W: throw our guns at them H: ........ I'm sorry, what? T: throw our guns at them. We're taping nails to the top of our guns. H: ....... Forget it I'm out. W: too bad... That huntard is going to miss the flawless battle against the fallen. H: I can hear you dumbasses! You're going to die!!!!! The next day *Titan pops ward of dawn T: shoot we missed the rocks and I already threw my gun W: Me too..... T: guess we should have listened to that Hunter *both laugh uncontrollably Devil walker drops on top of them killing them instantly
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