Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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After waiting up for most of the night for his wife to come home from work, a worried husband goes to the police station. He asks the police officer at the front desk if he has heard anything about his wife. The officer takes her name and quickly types on the keyboard searching. After a few minutes pass the officer stops, looks up at the man an says," I'm sorry sir it looks like your wife was ran over by a truck." The husband replies, " yeah I know, but she has a great personality."