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3/13/2015 8:11:32 PM
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*opens shop* It's tournament day! So you know what that means?[spoiler][b][i][u]IT MEANS YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!![/u][/i][/b][/spoiler] jk. Now anyways. As you all know I sell pets and pet items. Todays special pet of the day is a TOURNAMENT DRAGON! He can wield any weapon and is the size of a human. Who wants one?
Weapons and armor sold separately.[spoiler]at a low low price of [b][i][u]YOUR SOUL![/u][/i][/b] and 1200 gold[/spoiler]
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*takes*
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*dragon puches you in the face and flies back* You get out my store! You come back when you doctor!
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*gives cash*
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Ooh. :D *tournament dragon walks away with you* What is his name
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[spoiler]it shall be something [/spoiler]
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Sweet
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Hello kind sir I'd like a dragon
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Oh no. Not you again. You better not eat this one. What dragon?
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Ok I won't
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Good, now what dragon?
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A dragon that doesn't have many spikes
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What color?
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Neon pink
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I'll be back. *walks in another room and comes back with a baby neon pink dragon that has no spikes* Here you go *hands it to you* Since you will probably steal ut instead of paying then it's free.[spoiler]this is the [b][i][u]only[/u][/i][/b] free one[/spoiler]
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*steals dragon and eats it*
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Not again! *punches you in the face repeatedly* I WILL NEVER SELL YOU ANYTHING EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
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Agh it hurts so good
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*kicks you out of store*
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You suck
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Stop eating dragons hon....
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Shut up I do what I want
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Thats wasting cash dear :)
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Not if you steal it
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Mkay....[spoiler]honey bunch[/spoiler]
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No, I did what had to be done.
