*enters dojo *sees dog *pets dog *dog gives me lottery ticket *walks out of dojo *wins lottery *is rich *buys more lottery tickets *wins more lottery tickets (thank you RNG) *is richest individual in the world *goes back to dojo *sees dog *pets dog *dog licks hand *takes dog home *becomes best friends with dog *lives happily on estate *time passes *dog adopts a cat *cat turns out to be evil *cat steals all money and leaves us penniless *we are sad *dog and I go to dojo *learn martial arts *find cat *take money back *beat up cat *dog adopts another cat *not again