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Edited by JulieCakes: 1/4/2019 6:45:26 AM
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*you flag down a taxi* (yep it's back)

I'm the taxi driver... Where are you going? [spoiler]^-^[/spoiler] Thanks for letting this die.

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  • Tacos the mighty! Tacos the unerring! Tacos the unassailable! To you we give AIDS! We are but faggôts, writhing in the filth of our own shitposts! While you have ascended from the dung of , and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Tacos Badstench, born of the South, where my breath is biological warfare. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this ass which is mine. I do this for you, Floodians, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Tacos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of the flood! The future of Taco Bell! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Tacos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Desticle enemies! Sharing the forums with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on Bungie.net ! Today, they take away your forum. But what of tomorrow? Do the Desticles take your booty threads? Your debate threads? Your Lenny? Your very sanity? And what does the Ninjas do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Ninja machine enforces the will of the Desticles! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Flood! Rise up, Shitposts! Embrace the breath of mighty Tacos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of Foman! And we shall inherit both the forums and the booty! And we, not the Desticles or their toadies, will rule Deez Nuts! Forever! Terrible and powerful Tacos! We, your unworthy servants, give AIDS! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach Bel Air! And deserve our AIDS you do, for we are one! bad air ascended and the AIDS became mine, you walked among us, great Tacos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Floodians! Trust in the words of DuuJ! For I am the chosen of Tacos! I alone have been anointed by Tacos to spread his holy ass cheeks! https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Forum/1112618

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    • [quote]By the power invested in me by the forum gods, I [b][i][u]REVIVE THIS THREAD[/u][/i][/b]!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *slams hammer into the ground*[/quote]

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      • Drive me to Europe

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        • Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

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          • I'll head to Seton please.

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          • Julie, the FBI I chasing me. I need taxi. Pronto.

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            • Too Space bra. I want to get like soo high

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              • I want you to take me to funky town. Doodaddoootdooot.

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                • I have a list full of directions. I have a job mam. And I intend on keeping it.

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                  • Second star to the right and straight on till morning.

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                    • My future grand kids will die before this thread

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                      • I need some dank memes. You know where to hook me up?

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                        • I'll shoot you and steal your car and money.

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                          • Ur gay

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                            • Wherever my sus is. My supply is running low or else I'd pay you in sus.

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                              • Holy shit… this is still going

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                                • To the cosmodrome

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                                  • oh yeah, just down the road from here. i need to see some friends ;)

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                                    • Far away from here I don't wanna work today

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                                      • Yo home to bel-aire

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                                        • Lala land

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                                          • By the power invested in me by the forum gods, I [b][i][u]REVIVE THIS THREAD[/u][/i][/b]!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *slams hammer into the ground*

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                                            • North Korea

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                                              • -blam!- this shit I'm out

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                                                • To Uranus

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                                                  • But what if me can't fit in teh taxi wif mah fwiends? ;-;

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