I'm the taxi driver...
Where are you going?
[spoiler]^-^[/spoiler]
Thanks for letting this die.
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[b] [/b]
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You pinhead, I love chocolate how dare you think that I'm an ugly barnacle. I'm going to use my imaaaaaginaaaation to imagine you in your underpants and take out my secret string to firmly grasp it. You're going to fall over and scream Finland and then I'll proceed to call the Hash Slinging Slasher to come and LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE all over you. When that's done the Hall Monitor will put on his gorilla suit and get his friends chip, penny, and used napkin to whoop your Wumbo. When I'm done with you I'll return to the Salty Spitoon and make fun on Weeny Hut Juniors, you know the guys with the magic conch. I will spend my millionth dollar and first dime on a phone call to random people and scream NO, THIS IS PATRICK. Those people will be your family, and I will soil your Uncle Dirty Dan's good time. And I know that you love Crabby Patties so I will buy you mayonnaise from the musical instrument store. I will push your house somewhere else but I don't want to touch it because I'm sterile. Then I will ask your injured body if you are feeling it now and that you are number one, the doctor and I afterwards will go on a panty raid to smell that smelly smell that's smelly. And that's not when I shift into maximum overdrive to steal the formula. You best be scared.
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*Tries to jump over taxi* *Fails* http://youtu.be/7EocT9iG7Y4
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Take me to blue base.
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Taxi driver quits because He is tired of people talking behind his back
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Where can you take me?
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Edited by Cacoastrum: 5/12/2015 7:11:46 PMThe Death Bat, and step on it!
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After seeing so many people die and get ran over... ...I think I'll just walk.
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[i]Runs into taxi[/i] "FOR KOLECHIA!" [i]Sets off car bomb[/i]
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*cleans taxi* (Outside only)
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Take me to the insidr of a bubble. I wanna see the world through that soapy texture.
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No time to talk! Follow that car!
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5th and 10th please
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Drive me to your shop plz
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I don't know... Where do you want to go?
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Edited by lapo12: 5/12/2015 5:13:31 AMTake me to inspiration
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Jesus Christ this is still going strong..
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Drive me to your dads house[spoiler]I assume also at the cemetary and been asked at least 100 times[/spoiler]
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Edited by Kuriya: 5/12/2015 3:17:26 AMJulie[spoiler]nvm[/spoiler]
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Compton please
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*clears throat Take me to your house bby ;)
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is this thread still going? *flags down taxi*
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*breaks window with crowbar
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Take me to my marriage[spoiler]my new idea[/spoiler]
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The love shack on 666 shrekscope avenue >_<
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*Jumps in*