I'm the taxi driver...
Where are you going?
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Thanks for letting this die.
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Certainly not here.
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I'll drive me penis into your ass
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M*A*S*H 4077 , please
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*falls asleep on taxi...*
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221B, Baker Street! I need to get my partner, John! Murder in the Palace!
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cash cab sucks
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[NO COMMENT]
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*Sits in taxi* Take to a bar I must drown my sorrows. ;~;
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Taxi? ^-^
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No Julie [i]YOU[/i] flag down a taxi.
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Ah, yes. Could you please drive off the Grand Canyon? As you can probably tell, life has become rather unbearable for me! (in an ironically enthusiastic, happy-go-lucky voice)
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The dark alley off of 7th and lone mountain drive, please.
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Lmao, can I enter you?
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*Sneaks into taxi back seat*
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To ur moms housr
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Take me to a BETTER hell.
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Taxi!!!
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You're bed
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Julie!!
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Shut the -blam!- up n just drive!
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6910th comment
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Upper Manhattan
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I dunno. Where do you wanna go?
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Are you the taxi driver from those fake taxi pornos? If so, I need a lift