I'm the taxi driver...
Where are you going?
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Thanks for letting this die.
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Take me to a dark alley and videotape me masterbating
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It's dark as [b]f[/b]uck in here. Are you male or female?
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Going to have a good time
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To your house
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Taco Bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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*Enters taxi* You work everywhere, all the time? Even on Jewish holidays? Anyway, since it's late, take me uptown. South Bronx, or Harlem. [spoiler]Reference.[/spoiler]
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Take me six inches deep in [spoiler]a jar of cookies[/spoiler]
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*Gets in* Drive me to the nearest flame war.
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Hot girl in seat next to you
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*points at parked car* Follow that car!!
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The floodzone
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To hell.
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*Taps on window*
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In your asshole
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QUICK LOSE'EM!
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Yo homes to bel air
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Home plz
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Can you pick me up from the bagel store?
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To the bungie hq pls
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*Taxi runs you over
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Yo homes to bel air
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*hands you a paper* *it's your address*
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The nearest bagel store
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Drive me to Skyhold.
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Goodbye taxi
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To the moon! I've got some witches to kill