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3/15/2015 11:32:34 PM
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Right away sir *drives up side of empire state building*
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Edited by KandrosN7: 3/15/2015 11:37:56 PM*Gives roll of 100s* Thank you for your time. *Jumps off building*
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Thank you! Bye! *waits 2 see u use a parachute*
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He wasnt parachuting... 😢
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Yes he was, yes he was
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*Doesn't have parachute* [spoiler]*Plans to kill self*[/spoiler]
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Damn it! *turns into gargoyle, flies after you*
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*Turns around in air* *Pulls out pistol and begins firing at you*
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*turns into stone, causing me to fall faster and catch up to you* *turns back into gargoyle* You're not dying tonight!
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[quote]*turns into stone, causing me to fall faster and catch up to you*[/quote] Not how gravity works
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[spoiler]it does in my story[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]i like the way you think[/spoiler] [spoiler]wait wut story?[/spoiler] [spoiler]can i be a dragon?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]yes[/spoiler][spoiler]and yes[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]yay im a dragon[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]yay[/spoiler]
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*Eyes and veins begin glowing orange* Get away filthy gargoyle! *Ejects hidden blades*
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Not a chance *blades hit me, as i grab on to your hand*
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*Ejects hidden blade into your hand* It happens today! *Punches and hits with biotic throw*
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Gahhh!!!! *is sent flying 20 ft from impact* Damn you! *pulls blades out, turns into stone and tries using gravity to catch up to you*
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*Is 100ft from the ground* *Spreads arms like a eagle and embraces death*
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Shit!! *turns into gargoeyle and flies as fast as possible* No you don't!!! *kicks you towards a truck hawling mattresses*
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*Adjusts flight for road* [spoiler]*Splat*[/spoiler]
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That sob! *drives taxi to hell*
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*Molecules reassemble* [spoiler]>_>[/spoiler] [spoiler]<_<[/spoiler] [spoiler]*Walks away*[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]im kicking your ass[/spoiler]
