So Xur should sell the Ghorn the first week of April. Everyone would rush to Xur when they find out that's what he's selling and automatically buy it don't you think? But here's what happens when they buy it. They look for it in their heavy section but can't find it, they look around raging a little inside wondering why they can't find it and then finally find it in the primary gun section. So they being the confused little guardians that they are, then try to equip it thinking "cool" it's in the primary/how's this possible/I'm haxed, but here's the kicker, it turns into a No Land Beyond right away and the announcer from crucible comes on and says, " Better luck next time guardian"
and the rage/confusion/sadness begins Muhahahaha April Fools!
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We will all be scrub status. I'm 100% scrub.