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Edited by SENPAI :
3/22/2015 5:12:00 AM
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If you haven't lost your virginity by 16
If you haven't lost your virginity by 16, you fail at life. There's literally absolutely no good excuse. I was born with debilitating social anxiety. But guess what? I manned the -blam!- up and after losing my virginity at 15, have -blam!-ed 10 different women/girls since. It takes initiative, effort, and the end to wishthinking and hoping something will just fall into your lap, because it seldom does. The bottom line is, the majority of women will put out if you pursue them. It's a matter of making the first move and taking what is offered. PM me if you need advice.
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2 RepliesYou post gave me cancer.
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Did the sherminator write this?
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Edited by Aegis Mind: 3/18/2015 3:56:40 AMGuess I'm a fgt then
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1 ReplyGuys we can stop replying now
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Or you could be a man and not screw the first hole you see. Maybe your wife'll appreciate that?
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4 RepliesGr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8. dont forget to medit8 and particip8 and masturb8 to allevi8 your ability to tabul8 the f8. We should meet up m8 and convers8 on how we can cre8 more gr8 b8, I'm sure everyone would appreci8, no h8. I don't mean to defl8 your hopes, but its hard to dict8 where the b8 will rel8 and we may end up with out being appreci8d, I'm sure you can rel8. We can cre8 b8 like alexander the gr8, stretch posts longer than the Nile's str8s. We'll be the captains of b8, 4chan our first m8s the growth r8 will spread to reddit and like real est8 and be a flow r8 of gr8 b8, like a blind d8 we'll coll8, meet me upst8 where we can convers8, or ice sk8 or lose w8 infl8 our hot air baloons and fly, tail g8. We could land in Kuw8, eat a soup pl8 followed by a dessert pl8 the payment r8 won't be too ir8 and hopefully our currency won't defl8. We'll head to the Israeli-St8, taker over like Herod the gr8 and b8 the jewish masses, 8 million, m8. We could interrel8 communism, thought it's past it's maturity d8, a department of st8, volunteer st8. reduce the infant mortality r8, all in the name of making gr8 b8 m8Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8. dont forget to medit8 and particip8 and masturb8 to allevi8 your ability to tabul8 the f8. We should meet up m8 and convers8 on how we can cre8 more gr8 b8, I'm sure everyone would appreci8, no h8. I don't mean to defl8 your hopes, but its hard to dict8 where the b8 will rel8 and we may end up with out being appreci8d, I'm sure you can rel8. We can cre8 b8 like alexander the gr8, stretch posts longer than the Nile's str8s. We'll be the captains of b8, 4chan our first m8s the growth r8 will spread to reddit and like real est8 and be a flow r8 of gr8 b8, like a blind d8 we'll coll8, meet me upst8 where we can convers8, or ice sk8 or lose w8 infl8 our hot air baloons and fly, tail g8. We could land in Kuw8, eat a soup pl8 followed by a dessert pl8 the payment r8 won't be too ir8 and hopefully our currency won't defl8. We'll head to the Israeli-St8, taker over like Herod the gr8 and b8 the jewish masses, 8 million, m8. We could interrel8 communism, thought it's past it's maturity d8, a department of st8, volunteer st8. reduce the infant mortality r8, all in the name of making gr8 b8 m8
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2 RepliesIm almost 19 =(
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Edited by Mr-KUKUKACHU: 3/18/2015 3:20:53 AMI lost at 17 to a German girl (exchange student) Then a French Then Philippine All exchange students. Each of them was a year long relationship I even went to see all of their families. I slowed down after I graduated I am still with my high school love. According to your op I'm a loser but I sure did enjoy being a loser. All of them I loved and wanted a long lasting relationship, but one year was all I could get until I met my wife and now she is all I want.
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You're a boss. [spoiler]Average age for first time is 17 years, man.[/spoiler]
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Edited by JavaBeanJohnny: 3/18/2015 2:40:00 AM[b][/b]
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Lost it at 16 by anal insertion.
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Does anyone want some popcorn with their salt
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I haven't failed at life I just haven't fcuk a girl...
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1 ReplyI smelled this shit b8 from 29 topics away
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8 RepliesHow old are you? Lol I slayed 41 different pussies in 1 summer at 18. Get your own apartment it doesn't even take effort.
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1 ReplyOP is probably a horny little 12 year old virgin
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I'll just wait until you impregnate a girl and then you have actual responsibilities stay in school and wrap your tool m8
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Adolf hitler says otherwise
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Notice me senpai
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Edited by DÆÑ łę ÇÅPTÄĮŃ: 3/18/2015 12:57:52 AMWow man you are obviously going to have a great life if you think having sex in high school depends if you have life or not/sarcasm
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1 ReplyBecause, after all, sex is such a defining characteristic of success. /sarcasm
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5 RepliesIf you lost your virginity before 16 you are horny and pathetic slit your throat you want become anything good anyways
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8 RepliesWow man. Hopefully you learn a little about respecting other human beings by the time you grow up. This post was very sad.
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3 RepliesSorry to say but you are a man whore
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4 RepliesI don't want sex at this age. I want it when it's in a real relationship.
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Do you mean all or just some? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
