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Edited by SENPAI :
3/22/2015 5:12:00 AM
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If you haven't lost your virginity by 16
If you haven't lost your virginity by 16, you fail at life. There's literally absolutely no good excuse. I was born with debilitating social anxiety. But guess what? I manned the -blam!- up and after losing my virginity at 15, have -blam!-ed 10 different women/girls since. It takes initiative, effort, and the end to wishthinking and hoping something will just fall into your lap, because it seldom does. The bottom line is, the majority of women will put out if you pursue them. It's a matter of making the first move and taking what is offered. PM me if you need advice.
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3 RepliesMaybe I feel that I'm superior to all other humans and view you all as worthless grub eating simians. Or maybe it's that I lack emotions with the exception of anger. Take your pick.
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Only 10 lulz. yorkie
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1 ReplySure you may have which is great and all, but you're not SpiderMan... [spoiler]so who's the loser now?[/spoiler]
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Lost mine at 16 :(
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4 RepliesTell me, has "[i]getting it[/i]" filled a deep hole in yourself? Has doing something that millions of other people do ever day left you with a sense of fulfilment?
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4 RepliesMy cat lost his virginity at 6 months.
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I lost mine at 17 because I was super nervous around girls. Once I did it though I took off and definitely made up for lost years
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I'm guessing they were ugly because they have out hahahaha
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Because women are either objects to be obtained or animals to be lured/captured
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OP true story.
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1 ReplyAt least it wasn't with an anime style -blam!- doll.
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7 RepliesYou a skanky ho.
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Lol 10? How old are you now?
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2 RepliesI am arab i sleep with many good women do much kinky things ............ I am 5
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3 RepliesI haven't, and am I crying over it? No. People like you make me question why you were created.
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1 ReplyYeah, I'm definitely failing in life. But you'll have to excuse me, i have stacks of money to count.
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What's the rush? You'll just regret the troll you do it with. 😂
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I'll probably loose it today after school Im 17
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What if you got a promise ring I'm a make so that doesn't happen to me but still
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7 Replies
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1 ReplyDon't have the time, too busy HM and NiM raiding you filthy casual.
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[quote] have -blam!-ed 10 different women/girls since[/quote] holy hell! How many left hands do you have?!
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Gr8 b8 m8
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What? Virginity doesn't have an expiration date. You're not "required" to lose it by a certain age, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with waiting for it to happen naturally. The fact that you posted this shows how immature you really are. Grow up.
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Well, I kind of go to Catholic school where teachers will constantly remind you that sex before marriage is a mortal sin. Then my friend actually decided he's gonna go f*** some girl., just cause he can. He gets caught and expelled, catches herpes, and gets the girl pregnant with twins. After that I'm kind of thinking about waiting a little bit later. Even though that scenario obviously doesn't always happen to everyone, it's not worth risking my future over some girl I don't even really care about, just so I can tell everyone in highschool that I did it. I don't think I'm even going to know those people anymore after I graduate, so I could care less what their opinion about my sex life is. At the same time I still get more attention from girls than most, maybe even more so because they can tell I'm not that guy just trying to get in their pants. As long as I know I can still get a girl and I don't need to have sex to prove it to anyone, I'm pretty good with that. Rather not have people think they can judge people because of this though.
