If you haven't lost your virginity by 16, you fail at life. There's literally absolutely no good excuse. I was born with debilitating social anxiety. But guess what? I manned the -blam!- up and after losing my virginity at 15, have -blam!-ed 10 different women/girls since. It takes initiative, effort, and the end to wishthinking and hoping something will just fall into your lap, because it seldom does. The bottom line is, the majority of women will put out if you pursue them. It's a matter of making the first move and taking what is offered. PM me if you need advice.
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.