Santa: What do you want for Christmas little boy? Boy: I don't know, guess. Santa: (taps boy on nose) Do you want t.o.y.s.? Boy: No, guess again. Santa: (taps boy on nose) Do you want c.a.n.d.y.? Boy: Guess again. Santa: I give up, want to do want? Boy: I want p.u.s.s.y., and don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your finger.