Q. What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A. 50 pounds
Q. What food kills a women's sex drive?
A. Wedding cake
Q. How do you turn a fox to a elephant?
A. Marry it
Q. What do you tell I women with 2 black eyes?
A. Nothing you told her twice.
Disclaimer... To all the lady's these are meant as purely a joke.
Q. How do you stop a women from b$tching?
A. Give her two slices of bread, her women's instinct will kick in and make you a sandwich.
English
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Q: Why do women have periods? A: Because they deserve them. Q: What is loud and obnoxious? A: A woman. Q: How do you blind a woman? A: You put a windshield in front of her. A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
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lol these are great
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I'm definitely using this
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Q. Why do women get married in white? A. You want your appliance to match. That is if you have white appliances...
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I got more