Q. What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A. 50 pounds Q. What food kills a women's sex drive? A. Wedding cake Q. How do you turn a fox to a elephant? A. Marry it Q. What do you tell I women with 2 black eyes? A. Nothing you told her twice. Disclaimer... To all the lady's these are meant as purely a joke. Q. How do you stop a women from b$tching? A. Give her two slices of bread, her women's instinct will kick in and make you a sandwich.