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Edited by Eigerphant: 8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke

Comment with your best joke! Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes

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  • On Valentine's night, a man goes to his local convenience store to buy his supper. He buys a microwave meal for 1, a small bottle of red wine and a small cake. He approaches the checkout to pay and the female cashier smiles at him, " Are you single then? " "yes, you probably guessed because I brought a meal for 1, small bottle of wine and a small cake for myself." To which the female cashier replies; "No, cos you fcuking ugly."

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