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Edited by Eigerphant: 8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke

Comment with your best joke! Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes

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  • Q. What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A. 50 pounds Q. What food kills a women's sex drive? A. Wedding cake Q. How do you turn a fox to a elephant? A. Marry it Q. What do you tell I women with 2 black eyes? A. Nothing you told her twice. Disclaimer... To all the lady's these are meant as purely a joke. Q. How do you stop a women from b$tching? A. Give her two slices of bread, her women's instinct will kick in and make you a sandwich.

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