[quote]Nice. Unleash the dogs of war Guardian!!![/quote] Woohoo

[quote]What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my patrolling class in the Vanguard SEALs, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on loot caves, and I have over 300 confirmed teabags. I am trained in stand and shoot warfare and I’m the top mlg sniper in the entire Vanguard armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the cosmodrome, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of 12 years old friends I met online across the universe and your GT is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, -blam!-. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my kavostov. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Deej's Gjallarhorns and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Old Russia, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the glimmer, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo.[/quote] I couldn't stop laughing from this. Hella funny. (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

Lol. That pasta.