This is impossible. First off, I'm not much into crucible because of the lack of bacon. Second, my stats don't count anyway, because you can only equip one bacon themed piece of equipment at a time.
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In Iron Banana you can have multiple yellow pieces equipped.
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Hmmmm, in that case I may change my vote if I can wrap banana slices in bacon. But ONLY the expensive stuff!!! None of that cheap crap that's mostly fat. I'm talking PREMO stuff. In that case I'll THINK about it.