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*cuts down tree* Sorry. I was bored.
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You disgust me. *puts a white t-shirt on you* *Throws spaghetti into your new white shirt* Insta-ready karma.
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*chops down spaghetti trees*
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Why would you do that?
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I was bored. I just said that...
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I know but out of all the things you could do you chopped down a wonderful tree *whining and whimpering*
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*chops down other tree*
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I'm not talking to you for awhile now
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*chops down 3 more trees*
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That's it *takes your axe and brakes it* I am supposed to guard the forests but you keep destroying nature with pointless purposes simply because your bored. can you please find a hobby that doesn't involves chopping down trees
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*burns down 3 more trees* You're not a very good guardian.
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Here. Take this.
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*stares at* It's amazing. *tears down trees with it*
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"Aw well here's a neat trick." *I kneel down before and axed tree stump and tap the middle twice, flex my hand, and shake it. Then I step back and slowly the tree begins to grow back from the middle into an adolescent tree.* "Maybe not to its original glory, but in a couple years it will be nice again."
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*burns tree*
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*gets out firehouse and blasts you with it* "Hey white tee-shirt contest!" *turns off hose* "Oh, you gangly lookin." [spoiler]grief tell me you have armor on[/spoiler]
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I have armor on yes. *conjures another axe and cuts down tree*
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I hate how you foolishly chop down the trees
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It happens you know. *chops down more trees*
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*seeds 60 more trees* *plants security ward*
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*starts cutting down those trees* Someone's got to do it.
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*security ward shocks you*
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*cuts security wards*
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I like trees especially when they create a lot of shade