Yeah well. At first I had to fight loading screens...
Pretty hardcore right from the start,I know.
Then I somehow managed to put my cursor over CE, without aim assist. Had to use my super on that one.
Once I was inside,I had to figure out and solve one of the most complex and sadistic puzzle the human mind can think of.(Damn you Bungie!!)
After weeks of studying ancient mythological puzzles and after the use of the CERN Supercomputer in Geneva to search for the solution by running thousands of tests, I actually cracked it.
To describe the solution here would be far too complex, so I break it down:
!!!!you have to stand in the circle to make a bridge appear!!!!
I dropped down the hole and died.
By mastering the 360 noscope skill in a matter of days, I eventually survived the fall.
Little did I know, for that was only the easy part...
To find the chest, I needed a full fire team of 32 with Gjallarhorn.
And even with those seasoned warriors, the loot seemed unreachable.
We tried everything (walking), but the Darkness consumed us again and again.
So I ran tests again.
After years of research, I finally figured out a safe passage through the endless waves of invincible thralls.
There it was: The final objective, the holy grail of video gaming, the videogame- equivalent of a Emma stone sextape; THE FINAL CHEST
Foolishly, I thought the chest would be unguarded.
But no, Oryx himself watched over it and presented my with another puzzle I had to solve:
"Hold X to collect Loot"
This time, tired of this game, I prayed to the traveller. He,my saviour, would save the day.
He send a strange guardian who said that the chest was interesting, but not that interesting.
He/she then opened it with no further comment.
I received hardlight. The blast of its Light was so hard (pause), that I died and had to use my super to revive myself.
And that's how I EARNED Hardlight
So everyone who just buys it,is a noob!!!
Not srsly: buy it,have fun xD
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