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Edited by Prometheus25:
3/27/2015 10:19:54 PM
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DeeJ is standing naked in your kitchen
He's making toast, and informs you that the Ninjas and Longface are coming over for tea and Jack Daniels, before offering you a slice of the freshly buttered toast.
How do you react?
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Dude, could you get me an interview?
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3 Replies>Notices toast isn't in an envelope >shoot nail gun directly into PegBoi's genitals
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Prepare my anus
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*runs upstairs grabs shotgun* How the -blam!- did you get my alarm code!?!
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Get a -blam!-ing towel pegboy.
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I'd stab him for being in my household and I wouldn't be arrested because he came in without access to, or if I was still living in a base, well, the military officials will take care of him
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Edited by jj1042: 3/21/2015 3:30:39 AMI would turn around, go to my room, grab my sword, come back, and hold all of them at sword point and tell them to GTFO. However, Recon and Longface can stay.
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This an everyday occurrence isn't it???
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Remove the peg and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I wouldn't react, this is normal.
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That would explain all the butt hurt.....
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I react with fire. Looooots of fire.
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I can't turn down Jack Daniels.
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Step 1: Shoot Deej for being naked in my kitchen Step 2: shoot anyone that he said was coming over. Except you I like you Step 3: Buy heavy duty trash bags Step 4: put bodies in said bags with lead bars Step 5: go out to the middle of the ocean Step 6:??????? Step 7: enter into the human trafficking trade Step 8: get bitches Step 9:??????? Step 10: profit
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I beat the crap out of him and demand Gjallarhorn
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I would drink windex
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Get the gun and shoot him solely for being naked in my kitchen.
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Ask him to put some dam pants on and get the BBQ ready and the beer
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Rip off my clothes and challenge him to a helicopter duel.
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Point my AR-15 at him and say no one demotes Zoob and gets away with it and shoot him in the knee caps so he will have to hobble in shame the rest of his life.
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Tell him to put some clothes on and GTFO
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Ayy lmao
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4 RepliesDisembowel him and impail him and all his ninjas on ma dick m8
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Why the hell are you in my house. Oh and pass the butter
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Grab him put him in the oven and cook him Then when everyone gets there feed them with him [spoiler]i then tell after they've eaten them they it was him[/spoiler]
