He's making toast, and informs you that the Ninjas and Longface are coming over for tea and Jack Daniels, before offering you a slice of the freshly buttered toast.
How do you react?
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Grab him put him in the oven and cook him Then when everyone gets there feed them with him [spoiler]i then tell after they've eaten them they it was him[/spoiler]
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Look away, proceed to pull eyeballs out of sockets, and cry out of empty eye sockets
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.........( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ........ _ノ ヽ ノ \_ `/ `/ ⌒Y⌒ Y ヽ ( (三ヽ人 / | | ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ ノ ヽ___>、___/ |( 王 ノ〈 /ミ`ー―彡ヽ / ヽ_/ \ Ooo bby
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Get naked and bounce expectantly.
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I would call Engrapadora to pm Deej some horse porn if ya know wat I mean
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[u][b]Unleash the pegs.[/b][/u]
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Give him the DVD I've been saving for him.
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Slap him with my dick while repeating "You don't demote Zoob and get away with it, K?" Repeatedly.
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Tell him to put some clothes on, then beat him to death.
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The toast is probably meant to be a toast/envelope attempt, so I will slap it out of his hands.
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Hold him with my knife at his throat and demand he tell me why Zoob was demoted and who did it. Then go after the people that demoted him.
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who hasn't been still drunk in the morning and there just happens to be a naked person making toast in your kitchen....
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Stick 'Im with a peg and throw him out for trespassing.
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I will ask him for a slice of toast and tell him where the Jack is in case he didn't grab any on his way over.
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Why are you explaining my Tuesday morning to these people
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Kick him in the nuts for Zoob.
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1v1 quickscope him irl
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Get Deej to give Zoob mentor, get him arrested for intruding, and have tea with recon and the others.
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Who's deej?
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Take toast. Put toast in envelope.
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Shoot Deej, and still invite over the ninjas and longface.
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Eat the toast
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Start crying
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Edited by Wubs ♥: 3/20/2015 10:17:42 PMRecord it and upload it to b.net. With flashy censorship, of course.
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Grab the gun
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Tell him to go home; he's drunk