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Edited by Prometheus25: 3/27/2015 10:19:54 PM
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DeeJ is standing naked in your kitchen

He's making toast, and informs you that the Ninjas and Longface are coming over for tea and Jack Daniels, before offering you a slice of the freshly buttered toast. How do you react?

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  • Edited by Autolycus: 3/20/2015 4:35:52 PM
    First I would take the toast and put it into an envelope. I would use the envelope to paper cut Deej until I slit his throat. Next I would slice off pieces of Deej with an energy sword, and put it into a pot to make stew. When the ninjas arrive I would get on the bnet and make a thread titled: Some ninjas showed up on my porch, what should I do? Then I would invite them in for some Deej stew and Cheerios.

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