[quote]First I would take the toast and put it into an envelope. I would use the envelope to paper cut Deej until I slit his throat. Next I would slice off pieces of Deej with an energy sword, and put it into a pot to make stew. When the ninjas arrive I would get on the bnet and make a thread titled: Some ninjas showed up on my porch, what should I do? Then I would invite them in for some Deej stew and Cheerios.[/quote]