JavaScript is required to use Bungie.net

OffTopic

Surf a Flood of random discussion.
Edited by Prometheus25: 3/27/2015 10:19:54 PM
350

DeeJ is standing naked in your kitchen

He's making toast, and informs you that the Ninjas and Longface are coming over for tea and Jack Daniels, before offering you a slice of the freshly buttered toast. How do you react?

Posting in language:

 

Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

View Entire Topic
  • Edited by Autolycus: 3/20/2015 4:35:52 PM
    First I would take the toast and put it into an envelope. I would use the envelope to paper cut Deej until I slit his throat. Next I would slice off pieces of Deej with an energy sword, and put it into a pot to make stew. When the ninjas arrive I would get on the bnet and make a thread titled: Some ninjas showed up on my porch, what should I do? Then I would invite them in for some Deej stew and Cheerios.

    Posting in language:

     

    Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

    4 Replies
    1 2
    You are not allowed to view this content.
    ;
    preload icon
    preload icon
    preload icon