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3/20/2015 9:00:50 PM
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We're just in a grey alley, aren't we?
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<.< >.> [spoiler]yes[/spoiler]
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Oh...well...the stars look nice tonight.
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Indeed they do
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This better not be a date.
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Wot?!
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Did you just discreetly take me on a data?
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Did YOU?!
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You were the one driving! This is either a potential murder or a poorly planned out data!
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[spoiler]it's a murder[/spoiler]
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Well, this is the worst date ever.
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*digs nails into your neck, rips your throat out*
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Literally the second worst date I've been on.
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*notices you're still talking* *rips tongue out*
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That was really rude. You're violent.
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*smiles, and puts your throat and tongue in a jar. Adds em to the collection on the trunk* Shall i drive you home?
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[quote]puts your throat and tongue in a jar. Adds em to the collection[/quote] [b]O.O[/b]
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Perhaps the hospital instead.
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*drives you to the hospital*
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It's been over seven hours. I died and respawned a long time ago.
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*cuts your throat*
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God damn it.
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*drags your body into emergency room lobby* Uh... this man... f-fell down the stairs
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That's technically true, but it happened years ago.
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*throws you on a gurney*
