Are you tired of aggressive gamers who take video games a little TOO seriously? Are you tired of picking up randoms for raids and they only say 3-4 words during the whole thing? Are you sick of picking up 15 year old kids for a raid just to have their parents kick them offline during the boss? If you answered yes to any (or all) of these, then Euphoric Unicorn Alliance may be the group for you! We are a laid back team that accepts players age 18 and up. We do nightfalls/weeklys every Tuesday and we raid every weekend. Of course, we have people that are on other days during the week, but those are our prime days. **NOTE: if you're looking for a LARGE clan, then we may not be for you. EUA will hover around 20-30 member. Reason being is that as part of the clan, I want to be able to know my team and help everyone. Large clans are not personal and I believe that smaller clans can display stronger teamwork (strictly opinion). Our team focuses on the main reason why video games are meant to be played: TO HAVE FUN. That being said, we're not a bunch of scrubs. We do still require some skill. But even if you're brand new to Destiny, we're willing to help you out as long as you're willing to learn. Requirements: -Must have a mic -Must have a personality (nobody likes the raider that doesn't communicate) -Must be willing to learn -Must to willing to help other teammates -Must be 18 years old or older -Must be in the USA or Canada (nothing against other countries, this is solely for time zone and communication differences) -Must have Destiny on PS4 (kinda helps...) FaQ: Q: do you have any form of communication with your team (when raids will be, etc) A: yes. Currently the team is communicating through a group chat on the Playstation app on their phones. No, phones are not constantly blowing up. We know everyone has other lives so we just keep important info there. Q: Your team name sounds gay as shit and I'm gonna kick your ass cuz I'm a tough guy and you're a bunch of sissy bitches. #yoloswag # kill yourself A: interesting point random douchebag. Although I am the founder, I did not solely decide in EUA. I believe in democracy so I laid out several name options and as a team, we voted. My vote for Dance Party Disco Platoon lost but I stand by my teams decision 100% cuz if I can't stand by my team for a silly name, then how can my team expect me to stand by them during a raid? Q: So if I like the sound of your team, I can just join like that! Awesome! Sign me up! A: hold your tits... we're aiming for quality, not quanity. Because of that, we want to raid with your first to see that you can meet our requirements. VoG is a good "interview" per say. Q: I just bought the game today and I'm a lvl 1. What if I can't raid? A: No worries, we don't mind bring brand new guys in. I would just want to help you through some missions and talk to you to see if you fit. Q: if I want to join, how do I contact you? A: shoot me a messege here or on playstation. Psn: BeardOfNorris18. I work a bit so I might not respond right away but I'm always on Tuesdays and weekends. Thank you for reading!