I would first accept his toast offering. After realizing you can't have toast without a good ol envelope, I'd go into my cabinet to get one, along with my letter opener, once I return to Deej in my kitchen, I'd stab him in the stomach with my letter opener on accident after trying and failing the toast/envelope method with him. In shock of what I just did, Bobcast, Recon, and the other ninjas walk in. Bobcast would react instantaneously at the sight of Deej's bloody body on the floor, quickly coming to his aid after swiftly delivering me a 14 day ban. Unfortunately, Boobcat and his nurse superpowers wouldn't come fast enough to save their lord and savior Deej. The mods all begin to cry. Recon, being the strongest of the group held back his tears like a true man before speaking to the group. "My fellow mods, the bungie gods have dealt a stinging blow to us today, robbing us of our once great leader. But we mustn't greave, the days are too short and b.net is in need of a leader. It is time for re-election." The mods all gasped in unison. There hadn't been an election since Achronos was thrust from the throne many years ago by Deej and the mods themselves. Once everyone grabbed a hold of reality, they realized it was time to elect a new leader, a beacon of hope for the community, a shepherd of the people, a father to the members, and a kickass role model for all to look up to. But who? -scene-