I will wait here until someone requests my help
*walks over to a tree and sits down and plays with pet crow named Oni*
English
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Edited by TheDesertRanger: 3/21/2015 7:39:48 PMChrist on a bicycle, are you a furrie or something else weird?
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I'm a furry yes so bite me if you don't like them
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Oni? [spoiler]Has anyone else played it?[/spoiler]
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I didn't mean that Oni in Japanese means demon
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So your Japanese? #TheMoreYouKnow
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No I just picked a Japanese name
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Wait- YOU MADE A POST WITHOUT A PIC! Yes! Finally! :D
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Oh. #IDidNotLearnANewthing
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Yup but I'm part German
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Cool. I knew you were evil.
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What do you mean by that?
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Germans were evil. Your part German. So, your evil. Do the math.
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A pet crow? See, I told you. No love for bunnies. :(
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I can give you a bunny if you want
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No thanks. I already have 67,925 of them. Well.. One more couldn't hurt. :)
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Edited by Forlorn Crow: 3/21/2015 5:14:06 PMOk then but I need to draw some blood from you don't move *sinks teeth into your hand and sucks out blood* Now hold on this will take a few minutes *spits out blood onto the ground and it bursts into flames with a loud shriek and a bunny is left behind* Here you go
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STOP! You said NOTHING about taking MY blood! And your teeth aren't clean! *Kicks you in the head multiple times* GET OFF!
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Edited by Forlorn Crow: 3/21/2015 5:20:39 PMIt's already done your wounds will heal very quickly my bites don't last very long and the bunny has a spiritual bond to you and I couldn't create it from nothing I needed something of yours besides your soul
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I hate you now.. My blood has a sentimental value. And also, spiritual bond? Does that mean I have to give it more hugs then the rest of the bunnies? Then the others will get jealous!
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No it means you can talk to him and he can talk to you except maybe I should take him from you because you don't appreciate my kindness
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I can already talk to my bunnies... Don't ask how. But no need to take him away. Oh, and yes. I do not appreciate your kindness. You finally got something right.
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Next time you disappoint me you're going to lose something precious unless you change your ways about me
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How can you make me lose something? All my stuff is heavily protected.
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Edited by Forlorn Crow: 3/21/2015 5:35:58 PMI can control many things like your new bunny I can make him pop like a ballon or burst into flames actually I can make every last one of them die if I wanted to
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Kill a bunny? You have that power? DON'T EVER EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING THAT! Besides. You can't kill MY bunnies. They're too powerful. ^.^