I would kid nap DeeJ. Then I would tell him to put his pants back on, we do not have time for that. I would call bungie and say "I know who you are, but you do not know me, but what I do have is a particular set of skills. skills I have acquired over a particularly long time, hundred of hours to be exact. Skills that make me a nightmare to people like you and the hive. Ohh yea and I also have DeeJ if you want him back you have to give all these squeaker kids a -blam!-ing galahorn. You have to also add content to the game. You will also nerf every gun that kills squeakers in pvp. I'm tired of their whining.While your at it just give all the squeaker kids every gun they want. Then maybe just maybe I will not have to here people bitch about Zur selling guns any more. I also want to know why you hired DeeJ for public relations he can't make toast and he thinks you have to make it with your pants off. Then I guess I would tell DeeJ you don't just make toast in people's homes naked and we will be hanging out for a while and you are going to have to deal with those pesky ninjas when they get here. You will probably be here forever but don't think we're friends.