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3/21/2015 8:10:05 PM
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Edited by JulieCakes: 3/21/2015 8:50:14 PM*drives you to nearest club*
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*gets out of car* *hands you a twenty* Wait here I'll be right back. You can keep the change
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It's gonna be $1,000.00 *keeps meter running*
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*swears under breath and enters club* *returns minutes later with topless unconscious stripper* Mexico! Quickly!!
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*drives to Mexico*
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*gets out at border* *opens driver door to pay you* *shoots you in the face* *throws hoe in backseat* *keeps driving*
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*taxi door rams itself up your ass, causing you to miss*
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*shocked Julie hits break instead of gas* *takes another shot and hits mark* *continues with previous plan*
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*the metal door up your ass blurred your vision. . . Causing you to miss*
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LIES *leaves thread because of your stubbornness*
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