*is shitfaced*
I WILL FOGHT EACH N VRY ONE OF YOU!!
[spoiler]bad grammar used to empathize drunkness [/spoiler]
English
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*hits with a bottle of rum* good thign i wasnt here for the party
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*grabs bottle* Prepare thine... *vomits* anus...
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*throws a can of beer in the oposite direction*
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*runs by complete naked*
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*turns and looks* (•_• ) What the -blam!-!?
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*shoots sticky pants at you*
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*they hit me and knock me over making me skid on my face for a few feet* *stands up face bloody* you guys want pie?
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*keeps shootign clothes at you*
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*puts on all teh clothes*
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*grabs sticky pants and puts them on*
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Y-y-you wanna *hiccups* tussle bout it? Eh?
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Yeh. Fite me m8!
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*sees two of you and tries punching one* D-d-did I *hiccups* hit yah? M8?
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*tries to break you up but trips* who who tripped me? Was it yo... You *hiccup* punches at air* back me up guys!
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*starts punching air* Dayum u sum beetch, I hates oxygen!
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Nu. *punches tree, thinking it is you*
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*looks at ground sees appels* Y-y-you *hiccups* hitted un appel tray, letz mak sum pies!
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Yez. Lezzgo
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*picking up appels* Shitz gun be gud!
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I'll get the oven! *pulls oven out of kitchen* woohoo! Pies!
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*is super happy* Yus! Letz go!
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*puts apples in a pan in the oven* y- *hiccup* es! Pie! Pie! Pie! Pie!
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*stares at oven* How much lunger! I'm hungwy!
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Hello comrade,... How is pie going?
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I don't know comrade. I am getting very hungry though, I might have to go forage for a deer or something eventually.