*appears with tequila plus vodka flamthrower with nacho and cheese launchers*
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Holay... *Hiccups* Molay!
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*a mexican sombrero alongside balck sunglasses fall as i place them* do not challenge a mexican in parting
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*pulls out bottle of tequila and two shot glasses* Oh yah *hiccups* I'm h-h-half Mexican, suuu cum at meh bruh!
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*stares at you* tequla.......... *a manly mustache ppaears on my face*
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*tears off on shirt* Look at mah sexy hairy man chest! *slams back a shot of tequila*
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*the shirt expldoes as a hairchest figure of a manly man appear the chest ahir then proceeds to punch your chest heair*
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Put a damned shirt on!
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Nuuu!
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*Throws leather curiass* Put it on.
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Nuuu!
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*Fires arrow at you* You bastard! *Hits your foot* OH MY GOD. I AM SO SORRY. Or not. *Chuckles to self*
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*jumps in front of arrow* *says about to cry* That hit my crotch. *lays on ground*
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You k? Here. *Tries to kick you, bit kicks rock next to you*
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*rocks hits me in face and knocks me out*