How dare you escape my maximum security Put-A-Drunk-Person-In-Here prison? D:
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Why, I'm offended you would call me drunk! I'm clearly just intoximocated!
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Same thing.
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*Mumbles to self* Damned kids... *Throws bottle of water at you*
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Hey! Don't throw stuff at me. >:( *Throws rock at you* Oh, I meant to grab the pillow. D:
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*Head is hit by rock* Ow! *Throws punch at you*
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*kicks in face* Stop it.
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*Is now sober* Hello. What did I do, exactly? My memory is a bit fuzzy...
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Simple. Let's just say you lost your sanity.
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Very well.