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3/23/2015 2:56:24 AM
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Whoa whoa whoa there buddy! Put that thing down for a sec, I really don't like dealing with deadly threats.
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what it is a fake -shoots apart the doorway- Well... there's no more ammo...
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... Von Keter, please clean that up. *weird mechanical thing starts repairing wall* You know, I should shove that empty RPG up your bum as punishment. But for all I know, you could be a cool guy. So, you can tell me why you're here, and if you pull any shit like that again, security launches a stasis beam at you and I shove a rocket up your ass. Sound good?
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-uses Bionic Mechandrites to help rebuild door- like I haven't heard that one before... At least I bring a dang incindiary this time...
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Okay, I'm sorry about the whole threatening thing. With all the spams lately, it's gotten me paranoid. So please, don't try to blow us up again, you seem like a cool guy. :)
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Oh don't worry...the singularity module in the Mechandrites would cancel out your stasis field and allow me to shove more than this rpg up your ass... but that would have been to easy :) -finishes the door with the Forerunner symbol now charred into it- Now a jack on the rocks if you please
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Jack on the rocks? Is that code for what I think it is... Oh, and that stasis thing is the security system. I usually don't like fighting with my own power outside of duels, gets too hot. And why don't we both stop talking about fitting things into our assholes, because it sounds really bad out of context.
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Agreed... and no code just jack on the rocks
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Alright. *begins pulling down pants very slowly* *retrieves jack of diamonds card from pants and throws it on the rocks* That good?
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Not sure of what I expected... -uses Mechandrites as a chair- But I'm willing to play if you can tell a man how to earn some money in these parts
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Well, what do you offer? You a fighter? Maintenance? Security? Shopkeeper?
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Jack of all trades... bionic Mechandrites give me a little edge in maintenance
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*taps your shoulder, I have a knife to your back* I suggest talking to ninja. Don't worry about the knife. Complete instinct.
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-activates a bone saw in a Mechandrite- do not sneak up on me
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Well I've been here for a while so... How's it going?
