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Edited by It's, it's, it's, Grippy:
6/16/2015 11:05:39 AM
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3000+ Hours played, still no GF
RNG is broken! I've been playing Destiny for over 3000 hours, and I still haven't gotten a girlfriend! This is so much BS Bungie! Plz like so DeeJ can see also I'm getting penile enlargement surgery so Bungie plz give me fate of all fools k thnx
Edit número uno: Yeah, so people keep talking about this "real life" thing. Pretty sure I've never heard of that gamemode. Can someone please help me understand what this means?
Edit with a numerical value of 2:
Pick-up lines I have tried:
I like those panties, what are their drop rate?
Are those pants purple? because that ass is legendary.
Wanna see my black hammer?
I have also tried toast/envelope.
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I don't know why, but I read GF as gjallarhorn!
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1 ReplyHave you made a stalker-nerd post asking girls to play with you, telling them all how laid back and fun you are? I hear those desperation posts are a real hit with the ladies.
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Edit # 2 doe.
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Ha this guy is funny
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R.I.P.
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2 RepliesI'm a panda and you're a panda!!!!111!!!1 :D
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1 ReplyI feel your pain I've ran Crota on 3 characters every week vog from the Gorgons on and maxed vanguard marks every week plus doing nightfall and daily heroics. I literally play 4-6 hours a day everyday I don't have anything to do. It finally dropped on it yut last night don't give up!!
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4 RepliesI got one at 100 hours, she was a butterface so I dismantled
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Hahahah!!!! I feel your pain buddy.
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Lol I remember when this post was new. Definitely a classic and one of my favorites :D
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1 ReplyDude I'm in tears of laughter xD Creative thread bro Bump!
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1 ReplyQuite the b8... you just might be a master b8r. See what I did there? [spoiler]yes I called you a jerk off[/spoiler]
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1 Reply[quote] Pick-up lines I have tried: I like those panties, what are their drop rate?[/quote] Yes
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HAH. Panties drop rate.
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u suck
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I think you are nailing it, just be patient - you are doing everything right, it's just bad luck.
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2 RepliesVery nice troll
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1 ReplyYour ass looks like the purple ball
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2 Replieshttp://www.somethinspecial.com/product_p/fomtdew.htm https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/62/61/46/62614633e781a6b8e09fc5587eb845d5.jpg If that doesn't help then you're doing something wrong.
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2 RepliesLmfao this thread, and these comments are legendary! 😂
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1 Reply
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3 RepliesDo you even know what pussy looks like
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2 RepliesI know a prostitute that will blow your GameCube for 7 strange coins
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1 ReplyYou spelled Gjallarhorn wrong :)
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1 ReplyOP is scrublord, doesn't even have 3000+ hours
