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Edited by It's, it's, it's, Grippy:
6/16/2015 11:05:39 AM
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3000+ Hours played, still no GF
RNG is broken! I've been playing Destiny for over 3000 hours, and I still haven't gotten a girlfriend! This is so much BS Bungie! Plz like so DeeJ can see also I'm getting penile enlargement surgery so Bungie plz give me fate of all fools k thnx
Edit número uno: Yeah, so people keep talking about this "real life" thing. Pretty sure I've never heard of that gamemode. Can someone please help me understand what this means?
Edit with a numerical value of 2:
Pick-up lines I have tried:
I like those panties, what are their drop rate?
Are those pants purple? because that ass is legendary.
Wanna see my black hammer?
I have also tried toast/envelope.
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1 ReplyOP is scrublord, doesn't even have 3000+ hours
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1 Reply700+hrs I got myself a wife git gud scrub nugget.
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12 RepliesNow this actually is gr8 b8 m8. An easy 8/8. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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2 RepliesYou only have 318 hours logged... You have 12 days on your hunter and 3 both on you Titan and warlock... Nice try
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2 RepliesEdited by Switch Kriish: 4/14/2015 8:58:41 PMYou've played over 125 days on this games... That's more than a third of a year... Am sorry but you my friend... Need to find a life!
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1 ReplyGotta max that Icebreaker bro. Once that's effective, just use Patience and Time until you feel it's the right moment to take out the Blackhammer. Radiant Dance Machines make part 1 and 3 super easy.
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2 Replies3000+ hours and you still don't have a Girl Friend? Man that's a long time to go without getting laid..
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1 Replymy ingame GF broke up with me but she does not have time to explain why she has no time to explain why we broke up
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I earned my gf. Git gud scrub
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On April fools bungie should have sold girlfriends from Xur. It would just be a doll you keep in your inventory that criticizes your playing
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11 RepliesEdited by Lord Fried: 3/24/2015 4:23:49 PMI had The Wife but she was a waste of an exotic space - the cooking impact was way too low and the nagging recoil was way too high...i dismantled her, didn't even throw her in the vault
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8 RepliesI heard you need to have a black hammer equipped or gf will not drop
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8 RepliesHere's a pickup line I guarantee it will work Hey girl I like those pants. What is their drop rate?
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1 ReplyWait for xur... Or are you a earner?
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If I was meant have a girlfriend RNGesus would have given me one!
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*slow clap*
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Lmao. Great. Haha
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Oh it's a server dw it's new not many people know about it I'd avoid it it kinda sux so many things 2 think about and agh laws
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Edited by StinkySphynxStir: 4/9/2015 8:14:34 AM
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I know the drop rates on girlfriends are crazy. Some guardians have gotten like 6 or 7 already or more. Whilst some have gotten none. I got 2 of them in one week, it was so awesome. I was screaming and yelling in excitement. My raid team thought something bad happened :D
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Try destinysingleslfg. com.
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1 ReplyIf you really have played 3000 hours, you need to put the controller down and not pick it back up. That is like every day of your life sleep 8 hours, wake up get on destiny, get off, go to sleep, rinse and repeat.
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3 RepliesWhere do you get 3000? More like under 500. You'd have to play for 125 days straight for 3000.
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1 ReplyYou've played more than 14 hours a day, every day, since the game was released? You the real mvp. I'm still grinding for that elusive Hannibal E...
