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Edited by It's, it's, it's, Grippy:
6/16/2015 11:05:39 AM
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3000+ Hours played, still no GF
RNG is broken! I've been playing Destiny for over 3000 hours, and I still haven't gotten a girlfriend! This is so much BS Bungie! Plz like so DeeJ can see also I'm getting penile enlargement surgery so Bungie plz give me fate of all fools k thnx
Edit número uno: Yeah, so people keep talking about this "real life" thing. Pretty sure I've never heard of that gamemode. Can someone please help me understand what this means?
Edit with a numerical value of 2:
Pick-up lines I have tried:
I like those panties, what are their drop rate?
Are those pants purple? because that ass is legendary.
Wanna see my black hammer?
I have also tried toast/envelope.
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1 ReplyYou've played more than 14 hours a day, every day, since the game was released? You the real mvp. I'm still grinding for that elusive Hannibal E...
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3 RepliesWhy do people always associate playing a lot of video games with not having girl friends?
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3 RepliesI don't know why people keep making these stupid posts. Everyone knows GFs are overhyped, sure they serve their purpose from time to time but I've been getting along just fine without one and I've been here since Alpha. Git gud scrub
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2 RepliesOh u just have to stop everything and play destiny for 123 hours straight and then you'll get it
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8 RepliesWho needs a gf? I can solo the sex part.
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2 RepliesIn real life we are all in search of that perfect roll
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2 Replies3000 hours my ass kid get a girl friend XD
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1 ReplyLooks like someone forgot to buy the GF Expansion Pass...
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What did you do? Break up with your titan? :)
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1 ReplyBungie mod made me a legendary GF... and it was a robot. NOT what I meant by "curvy figure".
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lol its funny because it actually is a numbers game
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This is how we intended the game to be played. -Bungie
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1 ReplyReal life is a hidden game mode I saw it in a video I've but can't find it so I can't link it. But I do remember how to get it. Wen you first get to the menu here U can select ur characters you just highlight them one at a time as delete them. Turn your playstation off and wait about 30 seconds take a deep breath and let the game begin
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10 RepliesGirlfriend only drops on hard mode life.
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5 RepliesYou should just save your strange coins and buy a girlfriend. It worked for me! She is really exotic, but i think everybody can buy her... In fact... Everyone uses her... Oh god... What have i done?
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1 ReplyThe destiny gf isn't as good since the nerf. the 40 extra lbs, the mustache, the three week long periods. Dismantle goin back to good ole fisTINA.
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Looks like you're going to have to keep going solo as you grind. It's your Destiny
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HAHA! Best post ever
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Bungie please buff his chances.
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People are saying that Xur is supposed to sell GFs on Friday but it's not confirmed
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Go buy one in varroc
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5 RepliesLast time I touched titties was before I bought destiny in September. [spoiler]literal true story[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesIn your edit, people are referring to the outside server, you get access to it by stepping out of your living spaces front, or back door if you have one. Opening windows (not your computer) will grant you limited access to it as well. Does this help?
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14 RepliesSWIGGITY ∧_∧ ( ･∀･) ⊂ ⊂ ) ( ( ( (_(＿) Swoogity ∧_∧ ( ･∀･) ( Ｕ つ ) ) ) (＿)_) I'm ∧_∧ （ ･∀･) ⊂_へ つ (＿)｜ 彡 (＿) Coming ∧_∧ (･_･)っ (っ / Lﾉ┘ For that ∧___∧ ⊂(・＿・ ) ヽ ⊂二/ (⌒) / Booty! ／ ＼ | ● ● | ＼ ___ /
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4 Replies#satire
