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Edited by It's, it's, it's, Grippy:
6/16/2015 11:05:39 AM
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3000+ Hours played, still no GF
RNG is broken! I've been playing Destiny for over 3000 hours, and I still haven't gotten a girlfriend! This is so much BS Bungie! Plz like so DeeJ can see also I'm getting penile enlargement surgery so Bungie plz give me fate of all fools k thnx
Edit número uno: Yeah, so people keep talking about this "real life" thing. Pretty sure I've never heard of that gamemode. Can someone please help me understand what this means?
Edit with a numerical value of 2:
Pick-up lines I have tried:
I like those panties, what are their drop rate?
Are those pants purple? because that ass is legendary.
Wanna see my black hammer?
I have also tried toast/envelope.
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4 Replies#satire
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Best post yet : ) pissed myself laughing at some of the replies : )
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1 ReplyWhen I touch my girlfriend's breast it feels like a bag of sand
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Getting a girlfriend is like trying to get a ghallarhorn its possible but it might never happen!
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Heard you can get the gf drop if you dismantle all your Gjallarhorns......... Guess Im sh!t outta luck!
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#satirespelledbackwards
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Try talking to Eris. You need to have a few beers first, ignore the bleeding eyes and get used to the smell from all that time she spent hiding in the Hellmouth with the Thralls
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Eritas is good here
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You scrub, it's all RNG! The only other way to get GF is through Xur...and lucky you because he's selling Bruce Jenner this Friday, so don't miss it!
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GF = OP I heard a story about SmoggyPluto and the GF, so here it goes; Once SmoggyPluto was strolling down the street with his Gjallarhorn, then suddenly, *A wild potato appears* Smoggy approaches this strange and unusual creature and says "Are you from Tennessee? Because your accent is hella annoying." The potato poses for Smoggy in a sexual position and then feels him. Down there. Smoggy feels his pleasure and then proceeds to seduce the potato. Then Smoggy says; 'will you be my GF?' 'Yes' said the potato
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3000? If that is true then by Bungie not giving you the Gjallahorn is their way of them telling you to get a life.
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#achievementunlocked
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bunji pls
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2 RepliesIt's okay, bud. I don't have a girlfriend, either.
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The GF is like, way to OP anyway. They like, break the game if everyone had one. Like.
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me and my gf are 17, and my gf has a little girl ( im not the father )
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Maybe xur will sell GF engram next weekend...
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Takes bong it , gets Bj , runs control :D
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Dude, Fort Polk GameStop has a hottie or two that work there. They might be into your 3000 hours.
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1 ReplyHow long does it take for you to pick a girl up?? shit shouldn't take long
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3000 hours,no wonder you dont have a gf...
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1 ReplyEdited by ZapKnacker: 3/28/2015 12:28:11 PM
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2 RepliesI have one, wish I could just leave her in my vault sometimes.
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3000 don't talk shit
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Hiahuahia, lol
