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Edited by It's, it's, it's, Grippy:
6/16/2015 11:05:39 AM
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3000+ Hours played, still no GF
RNG is broken! I've been playing Destiny for over 3000 hours, and I still haven't gotten a girlfriend! This is so much BS Bungie! Plz like so DeeJ can see also I'm getting penile enlargement surgery so Bungie plz give me fate of all fools k thnx
Edit número uno: Yeah, so people keep talking about this "real life" thing. Pretty sure I've never heard of that gamemode. Can someone please help me understand what this means?
Edit with a numerical value of 2:
Pick-up lines I have tried:
I like those panties, what are their drop rate?
Are those pants purple? because that ass is legendary.
Wanna see my black hammer?
I have also tried toast/envelope.
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Trust me bro, you don't need one.. They bleed for a week and still don't die!!
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More like 400 hrs played
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2 Repliestrust me, it's alot like red death.
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12 RepliesOk 16 hours every day for 6 months get a freaking life
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1 ReplyForget #satire!! Dont ya sneaky little....
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3 RepliesI heard Xûr is planning in selling one soon. Did a ton of data fracking to find that one.
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1 ReplySimply partake in the oldest profession. Plenty of woman out there with love for sale.
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2 RepliesI don't have a gf ether, i live in a small town! ~_~
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6 RepliesThat is ridiculous 3000 hours I'm sorry but I play this game but I still hang with friends and stuff what do you do for 3000 hours
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For Gods sake get this man a love tube atleast
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6 RepliesYou guys keep forgetting about those hidden perks GF have. You could get a bad roll and end up with "Taking away gaming time" or "Do this or that" or even worse: You play to many games, I feel like you are ignoring me and would choose your games over me. On the other hand you could roll great and get "Make meh a sandwich" or "2 player mode active" or even (and the best perk) "funky monkey love"
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7 RepliesBS on the 3000 hrs. Will just have to believe you about the no GF.
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It's the only thing I need .. Can bungie increase drop rates
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Me too I need it it's the last one to my collection
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4 RepliesI think you forgot #satire
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GF is overatted go for MB its alot easier
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GF is overrated anyways.
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336 hours 3 maxed dismantled 7 more.. Sucks to be you i guess.
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[quote]also I'm getting penile enlargement surgery so Bungie plz give me fate of all fools[/quote]
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5 RepliesSpend 1000 glimmer and get one for the evening.
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Edited by Eye_of_Set: 3/24/2015 4:15:11 PMYour characters have played for about 20 days total which equals under 500 hours of gameplay!!. How do you get 3000 ???. If I'm missing something then I apologise but you'd need to play 300 days at 10 hours a day to reach 3000. And I have it on good authority girlfriends are considered exotic so drop only very rarely, usually after you've been totally thrashed in the crucible and need consoling!.
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What's that smell ?
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Maybe you're homely?
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If you t-bag Eris at the exact second of the reset, she'll ask you if you'll stick it in her butt
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This post is dumb
