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Edited by It's, it's, it's, Grippy:
6/16/2015 11:05:39 AM
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3000+ Hours played, still no GF
RNG is broken! I've been playing Destiny for over 3000 hours, and I still haven't gotten a girlfriend! This is so much BS Bungie! Plz like so DeeJ can see also I'm getting penile enlargement surgery so Bungie plz give me fate of all fools k thnx
Edit número uno: Yeah, so people keep talking about this "real life" thing. Pretty sure I've never heard of that gamemode. Can someone please help me understand what this means?
Edit with a numerical value of 2:
Pick-up lines I have tried:
I like those panties, what are their drop rate?
Are those pants purple? because that ass is legendary.
Wanna see my black hammer?
I have also tried toast/envelope.
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This post is dumb
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Mine came with the pre order
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I xurned mine...
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3 RepliesMine dropped at 500 hours. She was a butter face so I dismantled *sigh*
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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2 RepliesI remember the first time mine dropped, I had just soloed the nightfall like a boss and the strike ended, BOOM new gf in my lap. I was stoked! and stroked....
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Lmfaoo
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Edited by damowar: 3/23/2015 6:34:29 PMSorry to inform you like this but gf's are a nintendo wii exclusive
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By 3000 you mean 400
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4 RepliesI just got mine from iron banner she has nice ass ok tits pretty face white, should I reroll? I personally want a latina chick.
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Edited by Fromage of Havoc: 3/23/2015 3:50:58 PMTry 3000 hours at the grocery store. Make sure to buy stuff that makes it look like you're the best organics chef on the planet.
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3 RepliesHow do you check your time played?
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Tfw these autists don't know what satire is
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Ummm...or 350hrs....Ummm
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Someone needs to make a Tinder for Destiny already.
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Lol bump
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You would have thought that with over 3000 hrs, you would have at least got an Exotic Girlfriend Bounty?...
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Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!
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2 RepliesDude does she only drop in strikes. Cause I've ran the raids multiple times and she still hasn't dropped for me. Gaaahhhhh i really want a GF
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5 RepliesI heard if you defeat Phogoth with one battery in your controller, using No Land Beyond, on a sunny Saturday afternoon theres a 50% chance for one to drop.
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3 RepliesGF can only be earned. You either pay money, or give a part of your soul. I suggest the latter.
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3 Replies[quote]RNG is broken! I've been playing Destiny for over 3000 hours[/quote] Barely has 500
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4 RepliesI heard Xur might sell Gf this week.
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2 RepliesWhen looking for a GF, it's not about the hours you play, it's all about the glimmer.
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my gf sat on my lap while i did a raid yesterday [spoiler]it wasnt that great for either of us[/spoiler]
