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Edited by TheLordCypher:
6/3/2015 3:43:58 PM
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The GF bounty is like the necro.
Part one- Use your "sword" ;) on a variety of girls until you find one you like. Aka new friend
Part two- Upgrade new friend by doing things with her ie movies, dinner, dancing. Now you must continue until "new friend" turns fully purple and becomes "girl friend".
Part three- Repeat dinner, dancing, movies but now to fully upgrade girl friend to legendary GF you MUST repeatedly use your sword on her ;)
Part four- This is where is gets tricky and a little dangerous. Once upgraded to full legendary you will be asked to get a shinny jewel so she can become Exotic ;). You must be careful! This mission will take you to the deepest and darkest places of your wallet. You will have to fight off sales people and learn the 4 C's. Once you obtain this jewel you will "pull a Crota" and fall on one knee. Then legendary GF turns into exotic fiancée.
Side note- If you get bored or tired of exotic fiancée she can be deleted but you will lose the jewel. But if you decide to change exotic fiancée to wife then she becomes a common wife and you only get to use your sword on rare occasions. LOL
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Then eventually, after much use and a long period of time, common wife can become the trusty old Khostov. You had one of those when you started the game, but didn't realize what you had and dismantled it. But by following the steps above and leveling up the Common Wife for about 35-40 years, you can re-obtain that Khostov that you let get away.
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BRILLIANT!
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Thanx :)
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Thank u u made my day
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My pleasure:)
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awesome..... I actually Laughed out loud in my office reading this.
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Cool. :)
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But be careful, wives are OP! She could get dangerous!
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She might enrage
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Agreed. I still have scars. (Salty tears fall from the memories)
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Nice.
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Thanx :)
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Ps it looks promising the whole way through then you get the exotic and are disappointed lol.
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LOL this
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Hilarious! Bravo!
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Thanx :D
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This is just perfect. Well done.
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Thanx :D
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Edited by infidel460: 4/10/2015 5:39:50 PMNever do last upgrade . Nerfs all other perks
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Great.... Now you tell me LOL
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