*pulls out another vile*
*swallows it*
*begins sh-tting uncontrollably*
*crawls over to taxi*
It has begun!... Here you go.
*hands you a sh-t covered dollar bill*
I almost forgot your tip.
*pulls down pants and shit in your direction*
*shits all over your taxi*
*begins grabbing his own sh-t and cakes it on the taxi*
*the sound of farting and screaming is heard in the distance*
Yes! It has begun!
English
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*taxi is shit proof* That'll be $1,000.00
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*dies in front of you*