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3/24/2015 4:52:33 AM
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*aproaches the dojo in a huge cloak*
I challenge you,
try to beat me if you can.
English
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*sigh* What do you want Sal?
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the hashtag #Salazarmasterofentrances exists fro a reason
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*casts vortex of doom* *you're consumed by the Warp* Okay.
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*grapples to you* good trick *kicks you into the vortex*
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[spoiler]Reality rips in half right under you're feet and you're sucked into another dimension.[/spoiler]
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*I drag you with me*
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[spoiler]You weren't standing close enough[/spoiler] *you get attacked by hundreds of nigh indestructible bloodthirsty daemons*
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*i have graplign hook arm so i do drag you*
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*I cut the grappling hook*
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*its to late and i grab you myself*
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*it's not too late, and you're sucked into the Warp*
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*i use a rocekt boost and grab you*
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*you rocket boost right into my flaming power fist* *you're propelled 200 ft away*
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*i rocket fist back dreatign so much energy the vortex closes* well that is quite a Bro fist.............again?
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*brofists*
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*both of our shirts break into abs with manly chest hair making the siluet of manlyness*
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Well I'm wearing a tank, so.....my armor moulds into the shape amazing abs.
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well. 50% of my body is mecanical.
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Robo abs.
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*teleports behind you* *snaps your neck*
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The move.
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Edited by Reborn Salazar: 3/24/2015 4:57:06 AM*mumbles* as always *stirkes with the elbow then you are hit by a rocket powered steel fist*
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*ice clone* *you are now frozen* god people are idiots, no holding back* summons Bahamut* Bahamut,fuse now!* Bahamut fuses with me, and I gain dragon king armor* bring it
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As always relying on other strenght *Brekas the ice and jet boost jumps and stabs your armor non protected parts with a large machete* that aint all *roasts you with a flamthrower followed by a chainsaw strike*
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*armor absorbs all the damage you just delt* don't even try, you are nothing to me*summons dragon king greatsword* all that damage you just delt, I'm returning 20 fold*my sword glows and is covered with dark dragon fire* this armor allows me to absorb damage that my attacker delt to me, then I focus it in my blade and return it 20 fold*with a flap of my wings, I fly behind you and land a hit on your back*
